The US reputation, in both the mid-east and the world as a whole, is terrible.
But look - we have a chance to redeem ourselves! A killer typhoon has hit Pakistan, 1.5 million people were affected, with 250,000 homeless and another 300,000 displaced... now's our chance to stand up and show what a Humanitarian Democracy can do!
So... where the heck are we? Search the news, and this is all you'll find:
"CARE Australia contributing $250,000 in assistance to the pakistan flood victims..."
"...">So far Canada has pledged some two million dollars in funding for relief operations in Pakistan and the United States 380,000 dollars..."